1. And after these things I heard a great voice of much people in heaven, saying, Alleluia; Salvation, and glory, and honour, and power, unto the Lord our God: / 2. For true and righteous {are} his judgments: for he hath judged the great whore, which did corrupt the earth with her fornication, and hath avenged the blood of his servants at her hand. →

Hey, everyone, it's Norm MacDonald here, from Weekend Update. And I've got a real doozy for ya today. It's a chapter from the Book of Revelation - Chapter 19. Now, here's the thing about this chapter: it's pretty out there. →

Joe: Hey, so what have we got here? What's Revelation 19 all about? Bible Expert: Well Joe, Revelation 19 starts off with a great sound in heaven, like the sound of a great crowd! It's an angelic host worshipping God and proclaiming his glory. →

Alex: Alright, let's hear a bit about you. What do you do in your spare time? Contestant: Well, I like to summarize Bible chapters. For example, in Revelation 19, an angel proclaims the coming of Jesus, and a great crowd of white-robed people praises God. →

Listen up, ya maggots! This is Revelation 19! You better pay attention! In it, we see multitudes of angels and creatures in heaven praising God and singing: "Hallelujah! For our Lord God Almighty reigns. →

Batman: The angel announces that the judgement of God has come, and God's servants will be rewarded. Robin: Then a great multitude in heaven shouts, "Hallelujah! For the Lord our God, the Almighty, reigns!" →

Listen, Jack, c'mon man! Here's the deal: we got Revelation 19, and folks, it's a big one. It's all about the Lord coming down from heaven, riding on a white horse, dressed in a robe dipped in blood. My father used to say, "He's gonna be one tough act to follow!" And I'm not joking, no malarkey, he means business. →

Revelation 19 is AMAZING! The crowds gathered around to witness the most tremendous event: the bride of Christ, the church, is presented to Jesus. It is truly unbelievable! Many people are saying this is the biggest event of the ages. →

Lois: Alright, so, Revelation 19: The angel announces that salvation and power and glory have come to God. Peter: Ah, I get it, like the old saying: "With great power comes great glory and a whole lot of salvation. →