1. And there was given me a reed like unto a rod: and the angel stood, saying, Rise, and measure the temple of God, and the altar, and them that worship therein. / 2. But the court which is without the temple leave out, and measure it not; for it is given unto the Gentiles: and the holy city shall they tread under foot forty {and} two months. →

Ok, so, Revelation 11. We open with two witnesses being given the authority to prophesy for 1,260 days. And that's about it. I mean, it's pretty much just a bunch of numbers and measurements and prophecies. →

Joe: Alright, so we've got Revelation 11. What's this one about? Bible Expert: Revelation 11 is about the two witnesses that God sends to prophesy during the end times. These two witnesses are described as olive trees and lamp stands. →

Alex Trebek: Okay, so what did you do over the weekend? Contestant: I read Revelation 11! Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Yes, of course you did. So what does Revelation 11 say? Contestant: Well, it starts with John being given a reed like a measuring rod and then he is told to measure the temple of God, the altar, and those who worship there. →

Listen up, recruits! Revelation 11 is all about two witnesses, who will prophesy for 1,260 days. They'll be dressed in sackcloth, and they'll have the power to call down fire from heaven and to turn water into blood. →

Batman: Robin, something strange is happening! The temple of God in heaven is opening up and two witnesses are walking out. Robin: Wow, Batman, what are they doing? Batman: They're prophesying for 1260 days! Then the beast from the abyss will make war against them, and kill them. →

Well, folks, it's been a long road, but here we are at Revelation 11. Literally, it's a wild ride. Now, what was that? Oh yeah, Revelation 11. See here, Jack, it's all about the two witnesses. Now, it's not gonna happen overnight, I tell you what. →

Revelation 11 is "BIGLY" about two witnesses who are prophesying for 1260 days. God tells them to prepare for the coming of the Antichrist, who will "HATE" them and do everything he can to try and stop them from prophesying. →

Peter: Alright, so according to Revelation 11, there's this temple in heaven that gets measured, and two prophets show up who get to prophesy for 1,260 days. Stewie: Oh, you mean like a Game of Thrones-style prophecy? →