• King James Version

    1. And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour. / 2. And I saw the seven angels which stood before God; and to them were given seven trumpets. / 3.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, it's Revelation 8, and it's a doozy. We open with seven angels getting ready to blow seven trumpets. Don't worry, there's no chance of a fifth-grade dance-off. But the trumpets do release a bunch of plagues, like a third of the sea turning to blood and a third of the stars in the sky falling to Earth.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so let's talk about Revelation 8. What's this one about? Bible Expert: Well, Revelation 8 is the opening of the seventh seal, which brings seven angels with seven trumpets to Earth. They are given the power to set off disasters on the Earth, sea, and sky.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar, so I spend a lot of time reading and summarizing the Bible! Alex: (Sighs) Alright. I guess you want to talk about the Bible.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "Listen up, maggots! This is Revelation 8, and it's all about a big ol' angel with a TRUMPET. That's right, a TRUMPET! This angel's gonna blow it, and then there'll be some hailstones, fire and blood that'll rain down on the earth.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, look! Something strange is happening in the sky. Robin: What is it, Batman? Batman: I'm not sure, but it looks like seven angels with seven trumpets. Joker: Hahahahahaha! I know what's coming next!

  • Joe Biden

    Listen, Jack, here's the deal. In Revelation 8, the seven angels of God blow their seven trumpets. We start off with an angel offering up incense to God, and then we get a literal hailstorm of fire and blood.

  • Donald Trump

    "Revelation 8 is huge! It's about the seven angels with trumpets and the prayers of God's people. It starts with a loud noise like a huge thunderclap and a burning incense altar. Then the seven angels receive their trumpets from the angel with the incense altar, and each of the angels sounds their trumpets.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: So, I was reading Revelation 8 and it said that when the Lamb opened the seventh seal, there was silence in Heaven for about half an hour. Lois: That's a long time, even for Heaven. Brian: Yeah, and then after that, seven angels were given seven trumpets and instructed to blow them.