Alex: So, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar, so I spend a lot of time reading and summarizing the Bible!

Alex: (Sighs) Alright. I guess you want to talk about the Bible. What can you tell me about Revelation 8?

Contestant: Well, in Revelation 8, we see the opening of the seventh seal, which signals the start of seven trumpets. The first four trumpets bring about natural disasters, like hail and fire, that ravage a third of the Earth. The fifth trumpet brings about a plague of demonic locusts that sting people for five months. The sixth trumpet brings about the release of four angelic armies that kill a third of mankind. Finally, the seventh trumpet brings about the announcement of Jesus' triumph over evil and the establishment of God's kingdom.

Alex: (Rolls eyes) Okay, so that's Revelation 8. Anything else you want to talk about?