Alex: So, tell me a little bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a Christian, and I'd like to tell you about the Bible.

Alex: (Sighs) Okay, what chapter are you going to tell me about?

Contestant: I'm going to tell you about Revelation 12.

Alex: (Sighs again) Go ahead.

Contestant: In this chapter, we learn that a great red dragon with seven heads, ten horns, and seven crowns appears. He attempts to devour a woman who is about to give birth to a son. The woman is protected by God and taken to the wilderness, and the dragon is cast down to the earth with his angels. The dragon then wages war against the woman's son, but is ultimately defeated by the archangel Michael and his army of angels.