Folks! Here's the deal. Listen, Jack, and I'm not joking. We've got a big problem. In the Book of Revelation, chapter 12, it says a great and powerful dragon is coming. Now, this dragon is no ordinary dragon. No malarkey! He's got seven heads and ten horns, and he's gonna try to destroy the whole world. Now, when I was a kid, my father used to say, "Joey, watch out for dragons!" But this one's gonna be hard to beat. He's so powerful that even the angels in heaven are terrified of him. And on top of that, he's got an army of a hundred million angels under his command. See here, Jack, that's a lot of dragons! We better be prepared. I'm telling you, this is a fight we can't lose. C'mon, man, we have to be ready for this one. We don't want to be caught off guard. What was that? The dragon isn't gonna have an easy time, though. He's got an enemy that's more powerful than he is - the archangel Michael. Michael is gonna fight the dragon and beat him. Literally! So that's what's going to happen in Revelation 12. I tell you what, if you don't believe me, read it for yourself. That's one dragon you don't want to mess with. Or uh, you know, not gonna happen! Excuse me.