"Listen, Jack, no malarkey! Folks, here's the deal. According to Revelation 22, my father used to say, "the Spirit and the Bride say 'Come!' And let the one who hears say 'Come!' Let the one who is thirsty come; and let the one who wishes take the free gift of the water of life." That's literally the word of God. See here, Jack, if you don't believe me, what was that? I'm not joking! I tell you what, don't even try denying the truth of this passage. Not gonna happen! Excuse me, but this is a promise that has been around since the beginning of time, and it's still true to this day. We can all share in the gift of eternal life. C'mon, man!"