C'mon, man, listen, Jack! Folks, here's the deal: Revelation 14 tells us about three angels who have some pretty serious warnings for everyone. Literally, the first angel tells everyone to "worship God", and my father used to say, "You'd better be listenin' to that angel!" I'm not joking, see here, Jack - the second angel announces that the Lord is coming back soon, and what was that? Oh, uh, you know - the third angel warns us that anyone who worships the beast or takes the mark of the beast will be doomed! Not gonna happen - I tell you what, excuse me - God's gonna show who is boss and make sure that they don't get away with their evil deeds. So let's all stay on the right side of the Lord, and no malarkey!