Listen, Jack, I'm not joking here. See here, Jack, this is a real deal chapter. C'mon, man, no malarkey! Here's the deal: Revelation 3 is all about the church of Philadelphia, or uh, you know, the church that Christ loves. My father used to say, they were the most faithful of the churches. Now, folks, they've been persecuted and they're being held back. But, I tell you what, they're gonna get their reward. They're gonna be lifted up and placed in the sky, literally! What was that? Not gonna happen, excuse me. I mean, they're gonna be lifted up in God's glory, see? And they'll get to look upon Christ himself! And then, uh, no one can take that away. That's what Revelation 3 is about, and I'm not joking.