All right, folks! It's time for a quick run-down of the happenings in Revelation 3. Apparently, Jesus is sending letters to seven churches. The letters are super encouraging and preachy, as you'd expect. He says things like 'hang in there' and 'keep it up' and 'you're doing a great job.' It's like that one friend who's always trying to build everyone else up. You know the type. Anyway, the letter to the church at Sardis is particularly scolding. Jesus says they have the reputation of being alive, but are actually dead. Ouch. That's gotta sting. And then he goes on to say that they better wake up and repent or he'll come like a thief in the night. He's like that one friend who's always calling you out when you're not doing your best. You know the type.