1. And unto the angel of the church in Sardis write; These things saith he that hath the seven Spirits of God, and the seven stars; I know thy works, that thou hast a name that thou livest, and art dead. →

All right, folks! It's time for a quick run-down of the happenings in Revelation 3. Apparently, Jesus is sending letters to seven churches. The letters are super encouraging and preachy, as you'd expect. →

Joe: Alright so let's talk about Revelation 3! What's going on there? Bible Expert: Well Joe, this chapter is all about the letters that Jesus sends to the seven churches in Asia. He is warning them to persevere and remain faithful. →

Alex Trebek: "Ok, so, tell me about yourself. What do you do for a living?" Contestant: "Well, I'm actually in the middle of summarizing the Bible. Right now I'm on Revelation 3." Alex Trebek: (Sighing) "What does that chapter say?" →

Listen up, Marines! Revelation 3 is all about Jesus giving a message to the church in Sardis. He tells them to wake up and stop sleeping on their faith. Jesus knows they have a reputation of being alive, but they're really just spiritually dead. →

Robin: Holy Bibles, Batman! What a wild chapter! Batman: You're right, Robin. This chapter of Revelation is full of prophetic messages. The Riddler: Not so fast, you dynamic duo! What does this chapter say? →

Listen, Jack, I'm not joking here. See here, Jack, this is a real deal chapter. C'mon, man, no malarkey! Here's the deal: Revelation 3 is all about the church of Philadelphia, or uh, you know, the church that Christ loves. →

Revelation 3: what a great chapter! I'm gonna make it great again, believe me. God bless America! So, the Lord is talking to the church in Sardis. He's telling them to wake up and stop pretending to be alive. →

Peter: Alright, so, Revelation 3. So, God is like, talking to the church in Laodicea, telling them they’re lukewarm and that he’s about to vomit them out of his mouth. Lois: Oh, Peter, this is a family show! →