Peter: Alright, so, Revelation 3. So, God is like, talking to the church in Laodicea, telling them they’re lukewarm and that he’s about to vomit them out of his mouth.

Lois: Oh, Peter, this is a family show!

Peter: But then he’s like, “But I still love you, so I’ll give you one more chance. Open the door, and I’ll come in and eat dinner with you.”

Stewie: Like that episode of Friends when Ross had to choose between Rachel and the other girl?

Brian: No, Stewie, that was a different show.

Peter: Anyways, God’s like, “I have the key to the door, so if you let me in, I’ll give you the right to eat from the tree of life.”

Lois: Wait, like that episode of The Simpsons when Homer got locked in the Kwik-E-Mart?

Peter: Yeah, kind of. But then God’s like, “I am coming soon, so be ready.” So, yeah, that’s Revelation 3.