Peter: Alright family, it's time for another chapter of the Bible. Let's check out Revelation 1.

Lois: So what does it say?

Peter: Well, it's all about Jesus appearing to John the Apostle in a vision. He's dressed in a robe with a golden sash, and his feet are like glowing bronze. His hair is white like wool, and his eyes are like a blazing fire.

Stewie: Oh, like when I saw Nick Fury at the movies!

Brian: Not quite, Stewie.

Peter: Right, so then John hears a loud voice telling him to write down what he's seeing and send it to the seven churches. He also hears seven peals of thunder, but he's told not to write them down.

Lois: Wow. That sounds intense.

Peter: Yeah, and then there's the seven stars and seven lamp stands. Jesus says that he is the First and the Last, and he holds the keys of death and Hades.

Stewie: Just like when I tried to get into the VIP section at the club!

Brian: No, not quite Stewie.

Peter: Right. So then he tells John to not be afraid and to write down what he's seeing and hearing. And that's it!