Batman: "Greetings, Robin! I've just been reading Revelation 1 and it's quite a wild ride. It speaks of a vision of Jesus, clothed in a robe reaching down to His feet, with a golden sash around His chest. His head and hair were white like wool, and His eyes like blazing fire!

Robin: Holy smokes, Batman! That must have been quite a sight!

Joker: Ha ha ha! How quaint! You two are always so serious.

Batman: Silence, Joker! As I was saying, the vision of Jesus was surrounded by seven golden lampstands and among the lampstands were seven stars. Jesus also had a sharp double-edged sword coming out of His mouth.

Robin: Wow! What does it all mean?

Batman: It's said to represent Jesus' power and authority, showing that He is the ruler of all. It's also a reminder that He is the judge who will eventually come to judge the living and the dead.

Joker: Oh, I can't wait! It's gonna be a real blast!