Batman: Robin, something strange is happening! The temple of God in heaven is opening up and two witnesses are walking out.

Robin: Wow, Batman, what are they doing?

Batman: They're prophesying for 1260 days! Then the beast from the abyss will make war against them, and kill them.

Joker: Ha ha ha! I can't wait to see the show!

Batman: Not so fast, Joker! After the witnesses are killed, they will be brought back to life and ascend to heaven in a cloud.

Robin: Gosh, that's amazing!

Batman: It sure is! Then a loud voice from heaven will proclaim that God's kingdom has come and his will is done on earth.

Joker: Blah, blah, blah. Who cares?

Batman: You should, Joker! The 24 elders in the temple will then fall down and worship God.

Robin: That's incredible!

Batman: It sure is! And then a great earthquake will occur and the city of Jerusalem will be split into three parts. The nations of the world will mourn and the seventh angel will sound his trumpet.

Joker: Whatever, I'm out of here.

Batman: Wait, Joker! We still have to talk about the great war in heaven and the reward of the saints!