Alex Trebek: Okay, so what did you do over the weekend?

Contestant: I read Revelation 11!

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Yes, of course you did. So what does Revelation 11 say?

Contestant: Well, it starts with John being given a reed like a measuring rod and then he is told to measure the temple of God, the altar, and those who worship there. It then goes on to talk about two witnesses who will prophesy for 1,260 days. The beast will make war against them and kill them, but after that they will come back to life and ascend to heaven in a cloud.

Alex Trebek: (Visibly frustrated) Is that all?

Contestant: Not quite! It also talks about a loud voice from heaven announcing that God's kingdom has come, and then there is a great earthquake that destroys a tenth of the city. The rest of the chapter talks about how the witnesses are seen and worshiped by the people, and then they ascend to heaven again.

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Well, I guess that's all for now. Let's move on to something else.