Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I'm actually a Bible scholar.

Alex Trebek: Oh, that sounds nice. So, what can you tell me about the Bible?

Contestant: Well, I could tell you about the book of Revelation, specifically Revelation chapter 2. In this chapter, John the Apostle hears from Jesus about the church in Ephesus. Jesus praises them for their diligence and hard work, but warns them to repent and not to be led astray by false teachings. He also outlines His divine power and how He will come again to judge the living and the dead.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Right. Well, um, moving on...