Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little bit about yourself!

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to give you a chapter-by-chapter summary of it!

Alex Trebek: Uhhh... okay. Let's start with Revelation 15.

Contestant: Sure! In this chapter, seven angels with seven plagues appear in Heaven, and the sea turns to blood. Then there are loud thunderstorms and earthquakes, and the people in Heaven sing praises to God.

Alex Trebek: That sounds intense. Let's talk about something else. How about your hobbies?

Contestant: Well, I also like to read the Bible. In Revelation 16, the seven angels with the seven plagues pour out their bowls of judgment on the earth, bringing about more storms, earthquakes, and plagues, and turning the rivers and seas to blood.

Alex Trebek: (frustrated) I'm sure there's more to you than just the Bible. What else do you like to do?

Contestant: Well, I really like to study the Bible. In Revelation 17, we learn about the fall of Babylon and the destruction of the wicked. Then, in Revelation 18, we hear about the destruction of the great city of Babylon and the judgment of the people living there.

Alex Trebek: (sighs) Well, at least you're passionate about something.