Alex Trebek: "Ok, so, tell me about yourself. What do you do for a living?"

Contestant: "Well, I'm actually in the middle of summarizing the Bible. Right now I'm on Revelation 3."

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) "What does that chapter say?"

Contestant: "It starts off with a warning to the church in Sardis. Jesus says that although they have a reputation for being alive and well, they are actually spiritually dead. He calls them to repent and to wake up, or else He will come to them like a thief in the night. He encourages them to remain faithful and keep their clothes clean, so that they can be ready for His return. He also promises them a place in His kingdom, and the chance to be clothed in white garments. Finally, Jesus tells them to be watchful and to strengthen what remains, so that they will not be blotted out of the book of life."

Alex Trebek: (Rolling his eyes) "Well, that's great, but what else do you do with your time?"