Alex: Alright, let's hear a bit about you. What do you do in your spare time?

Contestant: Well, I like to summarize Bible chapters. For example, in Revelation 19, an angel proclaims the coming of Jesus, and a great crowd of white-robed people praises God. The angel invites everyone to the wedding feast of the Lamb, and an angel summons all creatures to praise God.

Alex: Uh-huh. Well, I'm sure that's... interesting. What else do you do?

Contestant: Then the armies of Heaven follow Jesus, and He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and He is called “King of Kings and Lord of Lords.” He defeats the beast and false prophet and casts them into a lake of fire.

Alex: [Sighing] Alright… what else?

Contestant: Then an angel binds Satan and throws him into a bottomless pit. And then Heaven celebrates with a great feast and all the people who have been saved will live in the New Jerusalem.

Alex: [Rolling eyes] And… what else?

Contestant: God wipes away every tear from their eyes, and there will be no more death, sadness or pain. And God will be with them forever.

Alex: [Sarcastically] How wonderful.