Alex Trebek: So, [contestant], tell me a bit about yourself.

Contestant: Well, I'm a big fan of the Bible, and I'd like to talk about Revelation 17.

Alex Trebek (sighing): Alright, if that's what you want to talk about. Go ahead...

Contestant: Revelation 17 tells the story of a great prostitute who sits on the beast. She holds in her hand a golden cup full of abominations and the filthiness of her fornication. She is a symbol of the city of Babylon, and is eventually destroyed by the beast. The beast and the ten horns are symbols of the nations who will bring judgment upon Babylon.

Alex Trebek (rolling his eyes): Alright, I think we've heard enough about this. Is there anything else you'd like to tell me?