Contestant: “Alex, I'm going to tell you about Revelation 22. In this chapter, an angel reveals to John the Apostle a vision of a new heaven and a new earth, where God will dwell with His people. In the vision, leaves from the tree of life are for the healing of the nations and the river of life flows from the throne of God and the Lamb. Then an angel declares that Jesus will come soon, and that everyone who is thirsty can come to Him and take the water of life freely.”

Alex Trebek: [sighs] “Well, that's...quite the summary. Moving on to something else... So, what's your favorite color?”

Contestant: “My favorite color is blue, but I wanted to mention that in Revelation 22, God says He will be with His people forever, that He will wipe away every tear from their eyes, and that He will make all things new.”

Alex Trebek: [frustrated] “Yes, yes, I'm sure that's all very nice, but can we please change the subject?”