Peter: Alright, so according to Revelation 11, there's this temple in heaven that gets measured, and two prophets show up who get to prophesy for 1,260 days.

Stewie: Oh, you mean like a Game of Thrones-style prophecy?

Lois: Stewie, now's not the time for that.

Peter: Anyway, these two prophets have the power to do some pretty crazy stuff like calling down fire from heaven and turning water into blood.

Brian: Like a real-life version of the movie Ghostbusters?

Lois: Brian, please.

Peter: So then the two prophets get killed by the Beast and everyone in the world celebrates their death.

Stewie: Wait, like in that old movie The Hangover?

Lois: Stewie!

Peter: But then they get resurrected and ascend to heaven in a cloud.

Brian: Like in the movie Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs?

Lois: Brian, seriously.

Peter: And then there's a huge earthquake and the seventh angel sounds his trumpet and the kingdom of God is established.

Stewie: Oh, like in the Lord of the Rings?

Lois: *sigh*