Peter: So, I was reading Revelation 8 and it said that when the Lamb opened the seventh seal, there was silence in Heaven for about half an hour.

Lois: That's a long time, even for Heaven.

Brian: Yeah, and then after that, seven angels were given seven trumpets and instructed to blow them.

Stewie: You know, I don't think I've ever heard a trumpet in real life. I mean, it's not like they use them in the movies anymore, like in that old Bugs Bunny cartoon.

Peter: Yeah, so the seven trumpets sounded, and the seven angels threw down hail and fire, mixed with blood and it destroyed a third of all the plants and trees on the earth. Then a third of the sea was turned to blood and a third of the living creatures in the sea died.

Lois: Wow, that sounds pretty devastating.

Brian: Yeah, and then a third of the rivers and springs were turned to blood, too.

Stewie: So much for the summer swimmin' hole!