Peter: Alright, so, Revelation 9 - okay, here goes. So, there's this really big star that falls from the sky and it has the keys to the bottomless pit. And then it opens the pit and smoke starts coming out of it like when you open a can of pork and beans. And then out of the smoke come these locusts that look like horses with crowns of gold on their heads and like, hair of women and like, the faces of men.

Lois: Wait - what?!

Brian: Easy there, Lois. That's just the Bible for ya.

Peter: Yeah - and then the locusts have like, these tails with stingers at the end that are like, super poisonous. Oh, and then they're commanded not to hurt any of the grass or any of the green stuff, just the people who don't have the seal of God on their foreheads.

Stewie: Well, that's a great way to make sure only the good guys are affected.

Peter: Yeah, well, the locusts have this king over them, the angel of the bottomless pit - Abaddon.

Lois: Abaddon? That sounds like something from a Marvel movie.

Peter: Yeah, it does. Anyway, that's Revelation 9!