Peter: Hey Lois, what do ya got there?

Lois: It's Isaiah 58, Peter! It's from the Bible!

Peter: Oh, like that show on HBO with the dragons?

Lois: No, Peter, this is about how God wants us to act. He wants us to help the poor, the hungry, the strangers, and the homeless.

Brian: So basically, God is telling us not to be like that guy from The Purge who just kills everyone.

Peter: Yeah, but it's not just about not killing people. It's about helping those in need, too.

Lois: That's right. God says that if we do these things, we will be blessed. We'll be like the Transformers - unstoppable.

Stewie: Wow, so if we do what God says, we'll be like Optimus Prime? That's pretty cool.

Peter: Yeah, but first we have to stop wasting our time on meaningless things like video games and gossip. We have to focus on being good people and helping those in need.

Lois: So, are we all ready to start doing what God wants us to do?

Brian, Peter, and Stewie: Yeah! Let's do it!