Listen, Jack, I'm not joking, this chapter is literally about something that's been around since, like, forever ago. See here, Jack, Isaiah is telling us that if we want to please God, we gotta do more than just fast and pray for Him. C'mon, man! We gotta feed the hungry, clothe the naked and care for the sick. My father used to say, "If you want God to answer your prayers, you gotta show Him you care about the world too". What was that? Don't just think about yourself, but think about other people too. That's what being a Christian is all about.

Or, uh, you know, if you don't do all this, what's the point? God's gonna be like, "No malarkey! That ain't gonna cut it". I tell ya what, if you do what God is asking, not only will he answer your prayers, but He'll also bless you with so much more. Here's the deal, if you do what God is asking, you'll have all your needs taken care of. Excuse me, literally, God will provide you with more than enough. Not gonna happen that you'll go hungry or need something, you know.