Folks, here's the deal. We're talking about Isaiah 34! My father used to say, "See here, Jack, if you want to know what's going on in the world, read Isaiah 34!" Well, I'm not joking, it talks about God's judgement on the nations - no malarkey! C'mon, man! He's gonna lay waste to the land and pour out his wrath on the wicked. Literally! He's gonna make the stars and heavenly bodies look like they're drunk, and the moon look like it's been spilt blood. Excuse me, what was that? The mountains are gonna tremble, the hills bow down, and all the trees of the field will wither and die. Or uh, you know, they'll be burned up! I tell you what, that's a judgement that's not gonna happen any time soon - literally!