• King James Version

    1. Come near, ye nations, to hear; and hearken, ye people: let the earth hear, and all that is therein; the world, and all things that come forth of it. {all that...: Heb. the fulness thereof} / 2. For the indignation of the LORD {is} upon all nations, and {his} fury upon all their armies: he hath utterly destroyed them, he hath delivered them to the slaughter.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, it's time for another Bible chapter update. This week, we've got Isaiah 34. And I gotta tell ya, things are getting pretty wild. We've got God's wrath being unleashed on stars and mountains, a bunch of wild animals living in the ruins of Edom, and it's all set to a musical score of "the sword of the Lord and of Gideon.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so what's the deal with Isaiah 34? Bible Expert: Isaiah 34 is a chapter in the Old Testament that talks about God's judgment against the nations. It's a warning to all nations of the coming judgment and destruction, but also of hope and restoration.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm actually a Bible scholar, so I'm quite familiar with the book of Isaiah. Alex Trebek: Oh, really? Alright, let's hear it. Contestant: Okay, Isaiah 34 talks about God's anger and judgment on the nations.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Attention! Listen up, newbies! Isaiah 34 is about God's vengeance on the nations and His judgment on Edom. God is gonna rain down fire, sulfur, and smoke on the nations. He's gonna lay waste to the land and all its people.

  • Batman

    Batman: "Foul play is afoot, Robin! The Prophet Isaiah foretold of a day when the Lord's wrath would be so strong that it would consume the land of Edom!" Robin: "Gosh, Batman! What will become of Edom?"

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, here's the deal. We're talking about Isaiah 34! My father used to say, "See here, Jack, if you want to know what's going on in the world, read Isaiah 34!" Well, I'm not joking, it talks about God's judgement on the nations - no malarkey! C'mon, man! He's gonna lay waste to the land and pour out his wrath on the wicked.

  • Donald Trump

    This chapter of the Bible is really something else, folks! It's unbelievable, really. We are talking about a BIGLY high level of fury, of terrifying wrath, of unbelievable anger. We are talking about God, who is making sure that the haters and losers get what's coming to them.

  • Family Guy

    Lois: Alright, so what’s going on in Isaiah 34? Peter: Well, apparently God is really mad at all the nations that have been wicked and disobedient. He’s going to punish them all with a big ol’ judgment.