1. Now will I sing to my wellbeloved a song of my beloved touching his vineyard. My wellbeloved hath a vineyard in a very fruitful hill: {a very...: Heb. the horn of the son of oil} / 2. And he fenced it, and gathered out the stones thereof, and planted it with the choicest vine, and built a tower in the midst of it, and also made a winepress therein: and he looked that it should bring forth grapes, and it brought forth wild grapes. →

Good evening, I'm Norm MacDonald, and here's what happened in Isaiah 5: God is mad at the people of Judah because they are wicked and have abandoned him, so he compares them to a vineyard he planted and expected them to produce good fruit, but instead they produced bad fruit. →

Joe: Alright, so we've got the Bible Expert here, and he's about to tell us about Isaiah 5. What can you tell us about it? Bible Expert: Well, Joe, Isaiah 5 is a song that uses the imagery of a vineyard to describe God's relationship with Israel. →

Alex: "Alright, so tell me a bit about yourself. What do you do for fun?" Contestant: "Well, I love to read the Bible! In particular, I'm really interested in Isaiah 5." Alex: (Sighing) "Oh...okay. What can you tell me about that?" →

"Listen up, recruits! Isaiah 5 is all about God's anger and disappointment with the people of Judah. God put so much effort into cultivating a vineyard, but all he got in return was bad fruit! He's so angry that he's ready to destroy everything. →

Batman: What a pickle we find ourselves in, Robin! Robin: Indeed, Batman! What do you make of this Isaiah 5? Batman: Well, it's a warning of what will happen if the people of Israel don't repent of their wickedness and turn to God. →

1-7. C'mon, man! See here, Jack: Isaiah 5 is a real humdinger of a chapter! We've got poetry, parables, and warnings about what's gonna happen if folks don't straighten up their act! My father used to say, "You reap what you sow," and that's never been more true than when I read Isaiah 5. →

In Isaiah 5, God is sad! He had planted a "terrific" vineyard and expected it to produce bigly, but it only produced sour grapes. So God gives a stern warning to His people, the haters and losers, and says that they will be punished. →

[Peter (as narrator):] So, uhh, this is Isaiah 5. It's all about a bunch of grapes and how bad they are. [Cutaway to Peter talking to Lois] Lois: Peter, what are you talking about? Peter: [confused] Uhh, well, Isaiah 5. →