• King James Version

    1. The burden of Egypt. Behold, the LORD rideth upon a swift cloud, and shall come into Egypt: and the idols of Egypt shall be moved at his presence, and the heart of Egypt shall melt in the midst of it.

  • Norm

    Ah, Isaiah 19. It's a real roller-coaster ride. So, it starts off with a vision of Egypt, where God's gonna send some plagues and mess up the Nile River, just for kicks. But then, the next thing you know, the Egyptians and the Assyrians are teaming up and making an alliance, and even worshipping the same God.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so tell us about Isaiah 19, Bible Expert! Bible Expert: Well Joe, this chapter is about a prophecy about Egypt. It starts off talking about the Lord stirring up a spirit in the Egyptians that will cause them to fight among themselves, and then it talks about how the Egyptians will no longer be divided into different classes of people, and they will all worship the same God.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: "So, tell me a little bit about yourself! What do you like to do in your free time?" Contestant: "Well, I like to read the Bible. In particular I'm fascinated by Isaiah 19. It's about a prophecy God made to the people of Egypt.

  • Drill Sergeant

    "LISTEN UP, MAGGOTS! This chapter is about Egypt. It says the Egyptians will turn against each other and the Lord will send a strong wind to scatter them. He'll confuse their language so they can't understand each other.

  • Batman

    Batman: Holy schooners, Robin! I'm afraid we're in for a stormy night! Robin: What do you mean, Batman? Batman: The prophet Isaiah has foreseen a great disturbance in Egypt, with mighty winds and waves of destruction!

  • Joe Biden

    Hey, folks, here's the deal. See here, Jack, I'm not gonna lie to you, this chapter of Isaiah is a doozy. My father used to say, "Isaiah 19 is a veritable cornucopia of confusion!" No malarkey! Let me see if I can explain it to you.

  • Donald Trump

    Isaiah 19 is a huge chapter that many people are saying is unbelievable! It's all about Egypt, and how God is gonna make Egypt great again. There's a lot of sad news for Egypt, like the rivers becoming dry, and the land dividing into five parts with no real leader.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: "Hey, Stewie, what's the summary of Isaiah 19?" Stewie: "Well, Peter, Isaiah 19 is all about how Egypt is going to go through a time of trouble and chaos. It's gonna be so bad that everyone will be talking about it, from the palace to the marketplaces.