• King James Version

    1. The burden of Damascus. Behold, Damascus is taken away from {being} a city, and it shall be a ruinous heap. / 2. The cities of Aroer {are} forsaken: they shall be for flocks, which shall lie down, and none shall make {them} afraid.

  • Norm

    Norm MacDonald: "Hey, folks. This week, Isaiah 17 is in the house! Basically, it's all about God's judgement in Damascus, a town in Syria. He's gonna send a bunch of locusts and a bunch of caterpillars, and by the time they're done, there won't be anything left but bare fields.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright so what do we have here? Isaiah Chapter 17 huh? Bible Expert: Yes, that's right. Joe: So what's going on in this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, Isaiah 17 is a prophecy concerning the destruction of Damascus, which is the capital of Syria.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex: "So, tell me a bit about yourself. What do you do for a living?" Contestant: "I'm a Bible scholar. I'm studying Isaiah 17 right now." Alex: (Sighs) "Oh, I see. Well, why don't you tell me a bit about your work?"

  • Drill Sergeant

    YO, LISTEN UP! Isaiah 17 is all about prophecy for Damascus and the cities of Aroer. This chapter is a warning to them that they're going to get what's coming to them. They are going to be completely destroyed, and their cities will be left in ruins! They will be left like a field that has been plowed and harvested.

  • Batman

    Batman: The prophet Isaiah foretells of a great calamity that will befall the city of Damascus! Robin: Holy calamity, Batman! What will happen to them? Batman: The city will become a ruinous heap, and its towns will be deserted.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks, c'mon now, listen up - no malarkey here. Isaiah 17 has been around for a long time, literally since the days of my father. But here's the deal, it's still relevant today. A lot of people have been asking me questions about it - what was that about? Well, I'm not joking when I say that it's all about judgment.

  • Donald Trump

    This chapter of the Bible is about Syria and its "haters and losers," and it is truly "unbelievable". It's amazing how the Lord can predict what will happen so many years in advance - "many such cases" - and it's sad how Syria is doomed to suffer because of their "overrated" ways.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so Isaiah 17... Lois: Wait, is this the one about the mountains and the hills? Peter: Yeah, I think so. Stewie: Wait, I know this one! So, there's a prophecy that says the mountains and hills will become desolate, and all the people in the cities will be destroyed.