1. Woe to Ariel, to Ariel, the city {where} David dwelt! add ye year to year; let them kill sacrifices. {Woe...: or, O Ariel, that is, the lion of God} {the city: or, of the city} {kill: Heb. cut off the heads of} →

Hey, what's up everybody? This is Norm MacDonald here with your Bible Update, and today I'm telling you all about Isaiah 29. So, here's what's going on: God is mad at the people of Jerusalem because they think they can hide their sins from him. →

Joe: Alright, welcome everyone to today's episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, I'm your host, Joe Rogan, and I'm here with a Bible Expert to discuss a chapter of the Bible. Today we're talking about Isaiah 29. →

Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living? Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar and I recently wrote a book summarizing the Bible chapter by chapter. Alex Trebek: Oh, great. That sounds... interesting. →

Listen up, ya' maggots! This here is Isaiah 29. You got God talking and warning Jerusalem about their wicked ways. He's gonna bring disaster and upheaval so they better start repenting. He's gonna confuse their language, send them into darkness, and cover them with shame. →

Batman: Holy Bible, Robin! Have you read this chapter of Isaiah? Robin: I sure have, Batman! It's full of mysterious prophecies, like many of the other chapters. Catwoman: What kind of prophecies? Batman: For starters, it speaks of a great destruction. →

Listen, Jack, here's the deal on Isaiah 29. C'mon, man, no malarkey! Folks, if you thought the Lord was done with Jerusalem, you thought wrong. I'm not joking. He's literally gonna shake the heavens and the earth, and the people are gonna be like, "What was that?" And all their idols are gonna be broken to pieces like a pot. →

Isaiah 29 is about the city of Jerusalem and the many people who live there. It is an amazing city full of God's chosen people. But because of their sins, the Lord has determined that the city will suffer, and the people will be punished. →

Peter: Alrighty, Isaiah 29. God is mad at the people of Jerusalem 'cause they don't listen to Him, so He's gonna send them into exile. Lois: Oh no, that's terrible! Stewie: Wait a second, I thought this was a Bible summary, not a rerun of 'Friends'! →