1. Arise, shine; for thy light is come, and the glory of the LORD is risen upon thee. {shine...: or, be enlightened; for thy light cometh} / 2. For, behold, the darkness shall cover the earth, and gross darkness the people: but the LORD shall arise upon thee, and his glory shall be seen upon thee. →

Weekend Update: Well, it looks like Isaiah 60 is a real downer! This chapter is all about how Jerusalem is in darkness and how the city will eventually be restored and the people of Israel will be blessed. →

Joe: Alright, so we're talking about Isaiah chapter 60 today. Bible Expert: Yes, this is the chapter when Isaiah is talking about the glory of the new Jerusalem and how the Lord will bring a new dawn of light and joy to His people. →

Alex Trebek: So, tell me a little about yourself. Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm a big fan of the Bible and wanted to give you a brief summary of Isaiah 60. Alex Trebek: (Sighs) Uh, okay. Go ahead. Contestant: Isaiah 60 talks about the glory of God and His ability to bring light and justice to the world. →

Listen up, recruits! Isaiah 60 is the chapter where God tells us that the darkness of the world is gonna give way to the light of His glory! He's gonna show up big-time and everyone's gonna see it! That means no more sorrow and suffering - we'll be living in joy and peace. →

Batman: Robin, what is this I'm hearing about Isaiah 60? Robin: Well, Batman, it's all about the glory of God. The nations are all coming to seek the Lord and to bring Him glory. Joker: Ha ha ha! What kind of glory? →

1-5 in this style. Folks, I'm gonna tell you something: if Isaiah 60:1-5 doesn't make you stand up and cheer, then I'm not joking, you're in trouble. See here, Jack, it's like this: the darkness of night is gonna be chased away by the light of dawn. →

Isaiah 60 is an amazing chapter! The Lord is bringing light and glory to Zion and its people! He is doing this by bringing ships from Tarshish and gold and silver from Sheba! Also, the Lord is bringing kings and armies to help the people and is calling them to go out and shine like the stars! It's huge! The gates will be open, and the watchmen will call out, and many people are saying that it will be great again! The Lord is calling for the whole world to come and join in this celebration, and He will turn away the darkness and bring in the light! It's unbelievable! The Lord is also calling for the people to lift up a banner to proclaim that God is with them! And He promises to protect them from their enemies and from those who hate them! It's very, very exciting! God bless America! Make America great again! →

Peter: Alright, so Isaiah 60. Uh...It's all about the light of God shinin' down on the people of Jerusalem. Ya know, like when I've had too many beers and I'm tryin' to find the bathroom. Lois: (Rolls her eyes) Peter, that's not what it's about at all. →