• King James Version

    1. Woe to the land shadowing with wings, which {is} beyond the rivers of Ethiopia: / 2. That sendeth ambassadors by the sea, even in vessels of bulrushes upon the waters, {saying}, Go, ye swift messengers, to a nation scattered and peeled, to a people terrible from their beginning hitherto; a nation meted out and trodden down, whose land the rivers have spoiled! {scattered.

  • Norm

    Well, folks, here we go with Isaiah 18, and what do we have here? A lot of nothing, that's what. It's just a bunch of words telling us to look out for a nation from far away--we don't know where, 'cause the Bible doesn't say.

  • Joe Rogan Experience

    Joe: Alright, so tell us about Isaiah 18! Bible Expert: Well, Isaiah 18 is a prophecy about a foreign nation that God will judge. In the prophecy, God is described as a “lifter of His voice” who will send a signal to this foreign nation.

  • Jeopardy

    Alex Trebek: Alright, we're here with our new contestant, [Contestant Name], tell us a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Well, I wanted to tell you about Isaiah 18 in the Bible. Alex Trebek: [sighs] That's, uh, interesting.

  • Drill Sergeant

    Isaiah 18: Aye, listen up! In this chapter, you'll read about a nation that God is watching. He's gonna punish them for their wickedness. He's gonna send a messengers to them in a foreign land. They'll be called upon to prepare for battle.

  • Batman

    Batman: Robin, we must travel to the land of Cush! Robin: Why is that, Batman? Batman: There is a message from the Lord of Heaven's Armies that needs to be shared. Catwoman: What is the message? Batman: The message is that the Lord of Heaven's Armies will send a great messenger to the land of Cush.

  • Joe Biden

    Folks! Here's the deal: Isaiah 18 is about judgment coming to the nations. I'm not joking - it's literally about God judging the land of Cush, which is in Africa. See here, Jack, my father used to say that God's justice is always served, and that's exactly what we have here.

  • Donald Trump

    Bigly, Isaiah 18 is all about a country called Ethiopia. Many people are saying it's a very, very beautiful place, and pretty deep state, if you believe me. This chapter talks about how God is going to send a symbol to the nation of Ethiopia, a symbol of God's great power.

  • Family Guy

    Peter: Alright, so this is Isaiah 18. Meg, you wanna start? Meg: Sure. It's about a message from God sent to Ethiopia. He's like, "Hey guys, I'm gonna bring destruction upon you real soon, so you might wanna prepare".