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So, Isaiah 8... It's a wild one, folks. We've got a prophet named Isaiah, who's gonna be the star of the show. He's gonna marry a woman and they're gonna have a child. That child is gonna be a sign of God's power, and it's gonna be a big hit. →

Joe: Okay, so we’re talking about Isaiah 8. What’s the big takeaway from this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, in this chapter, God speaks to Isaiah and tells him to take a big slab of stone and write on it a message of warning. →

Alex: Alright, let's get to know each other a bit. So what do you do when you're not playing Jeopardy? Contestant: Well, I like to read the Bible. Alex: (Rolls his eyes) Alright then, what's the summary of Isaiah 8? →

Listen up, maggots! Isaiah 8 is all about judgement. God's gonna smite the wicked and bring justice to the world. He says, "Anyone who is not with me is against me." So, you better choose which side you're on! He's gonna punish Assyria and make a big flood. →

Batman: Robin, we must turn our attention to the book of Isaiah! Robin: What do you mean, Batman? Batman: It says in Isaiah 8 that the Lord Almighty is the one whom we should fear, not mere mortals. →

C'mon, man! Isaiah 8 - listen, Jack, here's the deal. We've got this chapter in the Bible, and it's literally all about a sign. See, my father used to say, the Lord is gonna give a sign to us - a little baby, who's gonna be a reminder of what God's done for us, of his promises and his truths. →

Isaiah 8 is amazing! God tells Isaiah to take a large stone and write on it "A Sign of a Covenant" between God and his people. God says that this covenant will be a witness between the nations, and that many people are saying it will be a great thing. →

Peter: Alright, so, Isaiah 8. Meg: Ugh, is this another one of these Bible chapters? Peter: Yeah, I think so. Meg: So boring. Peter: Oh, don't worry, it won't be so bad. It's about a prophecy from Isaiah that God will protect Jerusalem from enemies. →