1. Thus saith the LORD, Keep ye judgment, and do justice: for my salvation {is} near to come, and my righteousness to be revealed. {judgment: or, equity} / 2. Blessed {is} the man {that} doeth this, and the son of man {that} layeth hold on it; that keepeth the sabbath from polluting it, and keepeth his hand from doing any evil. →

Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Weekend Update. I've got a special report for you tonight about a Bible chapter, Isaiah 56. So here's the deal: God is promising salvation to all people, no matter who they are. →

Joe: Alright, so let's talk about Isaiah 56! What can you tell me about this chapter? Bible Expert: Well, in Isaiah 56 God tells his people not to be discouraged and to keep up their faith. He promises that those who are faithful will be rewarded, and he also condemns those who are unrighteous and disobedient. →

Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself! Contestant: Sure! Let me start by giving you a summary of Isaiah 56. Alex Trebek: [sighs] Okay, go ahead. Contestant: Isaiah 56 is about God's message of mercy and faithfulness to all people, regardless of their status in society. →

ATTENTION! Listen up! It's time for a crash course in Isaiah 56! It's all about God's promises for those who serve Him and obey His laws. God promises to make them happy and prosperous, and to fill their houses with children. →

Batman: Holy biblical verses, Robin! We have come to Isaiah 56, where the Lord promises to gather the outcasts of Israel, and to bring them into His fold. Robin: And the Lord promises to be a refuge to those who have kept His Sabbath and chosen His covenant, right? →

Folks! No malarkey here! I'm gonna tell you about Isaiah 56. See here, Jack, I'm not joking. This is literally one of the most important chapters in the Bible. My father used to say that this is where we find the Lord's promise to bless all who come to Him. →

Isaiah 56 is all about God's amazing promise to protect and bless those who follow Him and keep His laws. He'll make sure that the haters and losers don't ruin things for His people. He promises to make things great again for all of His followers, and those who obey Him will be rewarded with tremendous blessings. →

Peter: Alright, so this is Isaiah 56. According to the Bible, it says God will bring good fortune to foreigners who keep his Sabbath and they can join His house of prayer. Lois: Oh, that's nice. Stewie: Ugh, why do we have to talk about God all the time? Can't we talk about something more interesting, like that new Avengers movie? →