Alex Trebek: Alright, so tell me a little bit about yourself!

Contestant: Sure! Let me start by giving you a summary of Isaiah 56.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Okay, go ahead.

Contestant: Isaiah 56 is about God's message of mercy and faithfulness to all people, regardless of their status in society. He calls on the eunuchs, foreigners, and the poor to keep his covenant and promises them a place in his kingdom. He also warns against those who defile the temple and encourages the people to keep the Sabbath holy.

Alex Trebek: [sighs again] That's very interesting... [tries to change the subject] So, what kind of hobbies do you have?

Contestant: Well, I also like to summarize Bible chapters...

Alex Trebek: [face palms] Of course you do. Alright, tell me about Genesis 1.