Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I'm actually a Bible scholar, so I'm quite familiar with the book of Isaiah.

Alex Trebek: Oh, really? Alright, let's hear it.

Contestant: Okay, Isaiah 34 talks about God's anger and judgment on the nations. He makes the earth tremble and the stars and heavens to shake. He will punish the world with fire and sword and then the land will become desolate.

Alex Trebek: *sighs* And what else?

Contestant: Well, God will also bring judgment on the wicked and the proud. He will destroy their strongholds and their power. The wild animals of the desert will inhabit the land and the people will be exiled.

Alex Trebek: *rolls eyes* Sure. Anything else?

Contestant: Yes! God will also bring justice to the oppressed and avenge the wronged. He will make the heavens rejoice and the earth will be glad. He will make sure that justice is done and that his people are safe.