Alex Trebek: So, contestant, what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm actually a Bible student, and I've been studying Isaiah 13 lately.

Alex Trebek: [groans] Alright, if we must. Tell me about it.

Contestant: Isaiah 13 is all about God's judgment on Babylon. God is sending a great army to destroy the city and its people. He promises to make the sky shake, the earth tremble, and to cause terror and confusion among the Babylonians. He also promises to punish their idols and to make their land desolate and empty.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Great. Is there anything else?

Contestant: Yes, God also declares that there will be a day of vengeance and destruction, when the arrogant and wicked will be punished. He promises that the Babylonians will suffer great destruction and that the survivors will be few. In the end, God's judgment will be complete and the city will be completely destroyed.

Alex Trebek: [Face in hands] It's like this happens every time. Alright, moving on.