Alex: "So, tell me a bit about yourself."

Contestant: "Well, I was just reading the Bible, and I thought it might be interesting to summarize Isaiah 31."

Alex: [sighing] "Alright, if you must. What is the summary of Isaiah 31?"

Contestant: "Well, in this chapter, the prophet Isaiah warns the people of Israel not to trust in Egypt for protection, but to trust in God instead. He says that if they do, God will protect them and defeat their enemies. He also emphasizes that God is the only one who can save them, and that they should not place their trust in any human power."

Alex: [trying to change the subject] "Well, that sounds pretty interesting. Now, moving on, what's your favorite type of music?"

Contestant: "Actually, I was just about to summarize the next chapter of Isaiah..."