Alex Trebek: So, what do you do for a living, Contestant?

Contestant: Well, Alex, I'm actually an expert on the Bible. I can summarize any chapter you'd like!

Alex Trebek: *sighs* Alright. How about Isaiah 47?

Contestant: Sure! In this chapter, the prophet Isaiah calls out to Babylon, condemning its arrogance and pride. He proclaims that Babylon will be humbled and humiliated, and that God will show no mercy on the people of Babylon. He also warns that Babylon's idols will be destroyed and its people will suffer greatly.

Alex Trebek: *furiously scribbles something down on his notes* Uh, okay. How about we move on to something else? Like, what kind of hobbies do you have?

Contestant: Well, I also like to read and study the Bible!

Alex Trebek: *groans*