Alex Trebek: Alright, let's talk about you. What do you do for a living?
Contestant: Actually, I'd rather talk about the Bible.
Alex Trebek (with a hint of exasperation): The Bible? Uh, okay. What about it?
Contestant: Well, Isaiah 16 is about how the people of Moab will suffer greatly for their sins, but God will eventually bring them back to their homeland. He will send a ruler to Moab who will restore justice, and the people of Moab will enjoy a period of peace and prosperity.
Alex Trebek (clearly annoyed): That's nice, but can we talk about something else?