Alex Trebek: So, what have you been up to lately?

Contestant: Well, I've been studying the Bible! Specifically, I've been reading Isaiah 45.

Alex Trebek: Oh, um, that's interesting. So...what did you learn?

Contestant: Well, Isaiah 45 is all about how God uses Cyrus, the pagan king of Persia, to bring about the deliverance of his people from captivity. God declares Cyrus to be his chosen one, and Isaiah prophesies that Cyrus will do God's will. God also promises that he will make a way for his people by providing them with peace and prosperity.

Alex Trebek: [sighs] Alright then. Moving on...