Alex Trebek: Alright, so what do you do for a living?

Contestant: Well, I'm a Bible scholar, and I'm actually here to summarize Isaiah 59.

Alex Trebek: (Sighing) Alright, go ahead...

Contestant: Isaiah 59 is about how sin has separated us from God, and how God is still merciful and willing to forgive. It talks about how God will hear our prayers and intervene when we are in trouble. It also talks about how God will bring justice to the world and restore peace and harmony.

Alex Trebek: (Rolling eyes) So, what else have you been up to lately? Anything new and exciting?

Contestant: Well, I've been studying Romans 5, which is about how sin has brought death into the world but how God has given us the gift of eternal life through Jesus Christ.

Alex Trebek: (Groaning) Alright, moving on...