Peter: Alright, Isaiah 59: It starts off by saying that the Lord's hand ain't short, which I guess is a good thing.

Lois: Then it says that God's ears ain't deaf, which, you know, I'm sure He appreciates.

Brian: Yeah, and then it talks about how justice and righteousness have been taken away from Israel, like a whole bunch of Brian May albums.

Stewie: What?! No! That's ridiculous! Brian May is a music icon!

Peter: Anyway, then it says that truth is nowhere to be found. I guess that's why I can't find my keys.

Lois: Yeah, and then it talks about how people are sinning and their hands are full of blood. That's pretty gross.

Brian: Uh huh. Then it says that God's nostrils are full of indignation and His face is set against the wrongdoers. So, watch out, wrongdoers!

Stewie: And then it says that God's arm is ready to judge and His fury is ready to consume. That's not good.

Peter: Yup, and then it talks about how He will repay His enemies with fire and floods. That's pretty intense.

Lois: Yeah, and then it says that God will redeem His people and have mercy on them. That's a good thing.

Brian: And then it says that God will make a covenant with them and give them a new heart and new spirit. That's pretty cool.

Stewie: Yeah, and then it ends by saying that God will give Israel joy and gladness, and that they will be filled with everlasting joy. That's great news!