Peter Griffin: Alright, so Isaiah 15... In the city of Moab, they're gonna have a massive party when they hear how bad the news is for their enemies. They'll make sacrifices and toast their victory!

Lois Griffin: Yeah, but then the Lord's gonna cause a lot of destruction and trouble in Moab too. People will start running away and crying in the streets.

Stewie Griffin: The Lord is gonna be so mad that he's gonna completely wipe out the cities in Moab. No more parties.

Brian Griffin: And then how about the Lord sends a fire to consume the land of Moab and its people? That's like the Lord turning up the heat on a summer day at the beach.

Meg Griffin: And then all the nobles of Moab will be terrified because of the Lord's anger. They'll try to run away, but there's no place to hide.

Chris Griffin: I guess we can all agree that the Lord is not happy with Moab.

Quagmire: Yea, it's like the Lord is throwing a massive temper tantrum. He's so mad that he's gonna make the Arnon River dry up and all the land around it will become a desert.

Cleveland Brown: And don't forget all the people who will be left homeless and destitute. They'll wander around like they don't have a clue where they're going.

Joe Swanson: That's a bummer. So, what's the takeaway from this chapter?

Peter Griffin: Uh, don't make the Lord mad and don't mess with Moab?