[Peter Griffin, in a loud and gruff voice] Alright, Isaiah 48... It's all about the Lord admonishing his people, the Israelites, for their disobedience. He says they should have known better and that he's been warning them all along. [Cuts to Stewie, sitting in a large chair]

[Stewie] Oh, he's been on their case like the Avengers on Loki. [Cuts back to Peter]

[Peter] Yeah, he reminds them of all the times he's rescued them in the past, and then he promises that he will make a new name for them and that they will be a holy people. [Cuts to Quagmire, wearing a large sailor's hat]

[Quagmire] Sounds like God's playing a little game of "Name That Tune" with the Israelites. [Cuts back to Peter]

[Peter] He also says that he will never leave them, and then he tells them to listen to him and be patient. [Cuts to Brian, wearing sunglasses]

[Brian] Sounds like God's channeling his inner Dr. Phil. [Cuts back to Peter]

[Peter] Yeah, and then he says that they should listen to him and they will reap the rewards. [Cuts to Meg, wearing a beanie]

[Meg] Sounds like God's giving them the same advice my mom gives me: Listen and you'll get what you want. [Cuts back to Peter]

[Peter] Right. So, that's Isaiah 48. [Cuts to all the characters in the living room]

[All] Ding!