Lois: Alright, so what’s going on in Isaiah 34?

Peter: Well, apparently God is really mad at all the nations that have been wicked and disobedient. He’s going to punish them all with a big ol’ judgment.

Brian: Wow, that’s harsh. So what will happen?

Peter: Well, it’s gonna be like that episode of The Simpsons where the whole town gets cursed. There’ll be no vegetation, the skies will be filled with smoke, and all the animals will disappear.

Lois: Wow, that sounds like a nightmare.

Peter: And that’s not all. The Lord is gonna turn Edom into a wasteland and fill it with dead bodies and wild animals.

Brian: That’s like the time Godzilla attacked Tokyo!

Lois: Oh, Peter! That’s horrible!

Peter: Yeah, but it gets worse. The Lord is gonna send fire down from the sky and devour the land. The land will be scorched and the sky will be dark.

Brian: Sounds like the end of the world!

Lois: I guess that’s what happens when God gets mad.