Peter: Alrighty, Isaiah 29. God is mad at the people of Jerusalem 'cause they don't listen to Him, so He's gonna send them into exile.

Lois: Oh no, that's terrible!

Stewie: Wait a second, I thought this was a Bible summary, not a rerun of 'Friends'!

Cleveland: Hey, don't knock it. That show was the Seinfeld of the 90's.

Brian: Ah, the days when all you had to worry about was Rachel's hair.

Peter: Anywho, God says He'll send a bunch of 'terrible and mighty things' to punish the people of Jerusalem.

Chris: Like a giant spider?

Peter: Not quite, but He also says He'll make the people of Jerusalem completely blind, and they won't be able to understand each other's speech.

Joe: Wow, that's like that movie 'The Village'!

Peter: I guess. Anyway, God says it's all gonna happen because the people of Jerusalem aren't listening to Him, so it's like a punishment for their disobedience.

Quagmire: Sounds like a situation ripe for a 'Giggity'.

Peter: Yeah, I guess it kinda does. Anyway, the chapter ends with God saying that Jerusalem will eventually be restored and all the punishment will be over.

Lois: So there's a happy ending!

Peter: Yeah, I guess you could say that.